Skeletor vs. Beastman
Remembering the goold old CKY/Jackass/Viva la Bam days. Shit’s been on tape/TV for more than 15 years already…
The Camp Kill Yourself Crew was a group of friends and relatives centered around Bam Margera, many of whom are from or located in and around West Chester, Pennsylvania. The crew was active from Landspeed presents: CKY (1999) to Minghags (2009). Some members of the crew were skateboarders, while others were involved either on-camera or behind-the scenes in Margera’s various projects such as the CKY Videos, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Haggard: The Movie, Bam’s Unholy Union and Radio Bam.
The CKY Crew was closely linked to the band CKY, which features Bam’s brother, Jess Margera, on drums. Music by the band was often featured in video projects members of the crew were involved with. [Via: wikipedia]
[Skeletor:] Who’s that? Na get outta here, Ah you fool get the fuck out. Mhm, you ready?
[Beastman:] You God Damn better believe it.
[Skeletor:] Then take your drawers of and work your legs, open your ass up like a keg, let me tap it, I must have it, mmmm, furry fool you are mine, I’ll drink your ass like wine, and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.
[Beastman:] Skeletor I knew your threw, but shake it so damn good, but when you cum on through my hood I’ll give you a piece of wood.
[Skeletor:] You furry fool I know, and I will not disagree, but their is one thing we don’t like, and it starts with He-Man. Oh no, I don’t know which way to run or turn.
[Beastman:] Don’t worry Skeletor your pants on fire, my cock will burn, My cocks on fire, FOR MORE DICK. You know Skeletor.
[Skeletor:] Yes my head is so damn thick like yours, no brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur, and if I ripped it off, you’d find a boy and call him her. Right?
[Beastman:] No Skeletor that’s not what I’d do, I’d bend you over and shoot chocolate goo IN YOUR ASSHOLE. Let me lie, let me tell the truth, Now who are you, I don’t .know,
[Skeletor:] Let’s break it true, Now shake your ass c’mon Beastman, take your furry fur off.
[Beastman:] I can’t it’s mad of fur.
[Skeletor:] Bitch well then wack me off, grab your hairy bottoms.
[Beastman:] Hairy, Hairy Indeed, they’re hairy as fuck, rake some leaves. Ahh whatever you need. Now were drunk, we’ll be in jail, but I’ll rape you master.
[Skeletor:] It Never Fails, He’s always got my ass on his mind and it’s sure in fact that when we waxes me, waxes all night long and that is that. Now Beastman, Beastman what do you know bout’ talking off your clothes, you’re just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull c’mon.
[Beastman:] Ahh Skeletor, I shaved my legs for you tonight, but if you see my cock I hope you go and bite. AAAHHHHH, Skeletor you made me do some coke, I’m up all night on it’s no joke.
[Skeletor:] Ah, furry fool, break dance, take off your furry pants, take off your high heels and put them in your ass, now somebody is tiptoeing, and someone just came in, and someone’s pretty fat.
[Beastman:] Beastman’s pretty thin, Ohh Ahh, I got AIDS, Beastman AIDS, and I ‘ll spread it into every good boy and girl today. Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking jaw.
[Skeletor:] Beastman watch your mouth, we don’t need that language anymore.
[Beastman:] C’mon Skeletor, Don’t you wanna see me work it now.
[Skeletor:] Beastman show em’ how your gonna get my ass and plow, Now stick your cock inside like Rake Yohn fucking said.
[Beastman:] That faggot fuckin’ douchebag only knows how to give head, two men in bed, his face it getting red, Ahh listen to everything I fucking said, Ah.
[Skeletor:] Ah, Beastman, Do you, Know how….
- Bam Margera
- Brandon DiCamillo – Was responsible for the Shopping Carts skit and wrote all the skits and stunts with Bam while making the CKY videos. DiCamillo was known for playing various characters in movies and in the CKY videos. He was one of the groomsmen in Bam’s wedding. After 2009’s Minghags, DiCamillo has not appeared in any CKY related project. It is believed he had a falling out with Margera.
- Ryan Dunn – Dunn was part of both the CKY and Jackass crews. He and Margera participated in the Gumball Rally three times in the years 2005, 2006 and 2008. Dunn also starred in Margera’s directorial debut, Haggard: The Movie. Dunn died in a drunk-driving incident on June 20, 2011.
- Chris Raab (aka Raab Himself) – Appeared in all of the CKY videos. Raab left the crew shortly after the filming of Viva La Bam in 2006 after having a dispute with Margera for unknown reasons. He released his movie Hotdog Casserole In 2008. Raab made his most recent appearance in MTV’s “A Tribute to Ryan Dunn” alongside Margera in 2011.
- Rake Yohn (real name Edward Webb) – Known for his long hair, love for metal, and strong dislike of mustard. He is also a chemist after receiving his BS at Penn State. Alongside DiCamillo, he co-hosted the show Blastazoid. They also both appear in Raab’s movie Hotdog Casserole.