Vaccinated men around the world who thought they had escaped without side-effects are waking up to bad news this week as groundbreaking research reveals their sperm is behaving in ways doctors have never seen before.
According to new research, vaccinated sperm is refusing to swim and instead ties itself into knots by self-assembles into bizarre 3D ribbon-like structures.
But it gets even worse for vaccinated men, as doctors are now warning the unvaccinated to avoid sexual intercourse with them under any circumstances.
[Via: THEPEOPLESVOICE]